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12/14/2005

The Ten Net Commandments

Filed under: — coen @ 5:59 pm

Just a little something to keep in mind, going into the new year.

Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop-up ads or spam.
Thou shalt not post thy email address, phone number, address or social security number to the internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else’s.
Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.
Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.
Thou shalt not connect to the internet without installing a firewall.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number.
Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.
Thou shalt not reply to the email from the Nigerian banker.
Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.
Thou shalt not use “password” as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy children’s names.

6 Responses to “The Ten Net Commandments”

  1. hans Says:

    From the Nigerian banker:

    I have a good business proposal, it is fully thrustworthy, are you interested?

  2. Herman Says:

    Thou shalt not turn the little black switch to 110 Volts.

  3. hans Says:

    Jij zoekt ruzie :)

  4. bart Says:

    Thou shalt not walk into your local computer store and ask for a PSU that blows the heat into the case.

  5. Leontien Says:

    Yes yes, nice to be nice in da Gambia.. relax maaannn You wanna see my Business, just 2 minutes around the corner. No business today. come come see my business. I like you, what’s your name.

  6. hans Says:

    hehhehehe

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